Some spam comments are just gibberish, others attempt to flatter me with generic praise. On Sunday, I received a unique comment via the church blog begging me not to ignore it.

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Nice try. Still didn’t get past the spam filter though. When the Russians do show up this is the song you should sing as your being dragged away.